Monday, October 20, 2008

So, who do I remind you of?

You know, I have had so many callers tell me that I remind them of someone ~ their stepmom, grannie, aunt.   And then they tell me all the hot things that they wish they could do with her, and of course know they can do with me.

It gets me so very excited doing this type of phone sex.  Being the older relative who just slides into their bedroom late at night, while they are fast asleep.  But I do have an interesting way of waking him up. Besides, I saw the way he was looking at me before….I know it’s wanted.

Or maybe I caught my grandson and his girlfriend having sex!  And it sparked something in me, something hot and molten that burned to my very core.  So much that I had to go into my room and slowly undress and reach into my dresser drawer and pull out my vibrator.

So many fun things, so little time!  If I remind you of someone, just pick up that phone and give me a call.  Confused on how to?  Just look under categories on the right and click on "How to call Grannie!"

Grannie Rosie

1-866-592-2740

$2.50 per minute/10 minute min. All major credit cards accepted.  Must be over 18 to call.

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posted by grandmarosie at 4:03 pm  

Monday, October 20, 2008

Looking for hot phone sex with a sexy Grannie?  Here is how to place a call!

Just simply dial 1-866-592-2740 and I will pick up the phone.  That’s right, the number rings straight through to me. 

My fee is $2.50 per minute, with a 10 minute minimum.  I accept all major credit cards, and the billing is very discrete.  You must be over 18 to call me.

As far as the call goes, please be as free and open with me as possible!  I adore learning about peoples fantasies, it is so very erotic. 

I look forward to hearing from you.

posted by grandmarosie at 3:26 pm  

Monday, October 13, 2008

Escapism

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es·cap·ism  

–noun

the avoidance of reality by absorption of the mind in entertainment or in an imaginative situation, activity, etc

I think we could all use a little bit of escapism right about now.  I know things have been stressful, and many of you who have called me say how much better you feel after the call.

You deserve a break, a time away from the constant battering ram the news is bringing us.  Lets share a little escapism, lets really let go and get off and for just a bit, have everything okay for 15 minutes.

I bet you find that you have a different outlook at the end of the call.  A sunnier one, a relaxed one.  Let me stimulate your mind with my hot words, and moans as I touch myself.  Let’s roleplay, become something different.  Let’s live.

Rosie

Call me for hot phone sessions at 1-866-592-2740.

View my webpage: http://phonepleasers.com/rosie.htm

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posted by grandmarosie at 2:30 pm  

Sunday, October 5, 2008

The three R’s

The three R’s ~ Reading, writing, and arithmetic!

Bet you didn’t know I was a teacher for oh about 30 years.  I taught high school, with a major in English.  Although over the years I taught other classes as well.  Once you are a teacher, they bounce you all over the place.  My favorite was the two years I taught art class.  The art teacher decided to start a family and I was transferred to the department.  The creative element was something that I adored.  I did get into a pinch of trouble though ~ everyone who tried got A’s.

I always thought art was subjective.  After all, a persons creativity truly cannot be judged.  So there were two grades in my class.  An A or an F.  Utilize your creativity, get an A.  Be a lazy pants, get an F. 

Last night I did a call based on that.  He was a very angry parent of one of the lazy students who got an F, and demanded a teacher parent conference.  Of course, as I sat there in my conservative skirt and blouse with the raciest of lingerie underneath I suggested that perhaps the problem stemmed from home.  He seemed so tense, and pent up.  Was he and his wife fighting?  Were they having ‘marital relations’?

Oh goodness, they were not.  This was obviously effecting my students performance and something must be done.  And done it was.  On the desk, right there in the classroom.  My skirt flipped up to reveal a six-strap garter belt.  My mouth looking to wrap around that oh-so-frustrated cock of his.

We both came together so hard, as he fucked “Ms. Rosie” in so many different positions I knew I would be sore for days.

Hot, hot, hot.

I love doing phone sex.

Feel free to call me at 866-592-2740.

Rosie

posted by grandmarosie at 7:23 pm  

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Serviceman special!

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I had the sexiest call ever, let me tell you! 

It was late at night when my phone rang, and it was a 19 year old army boy wanting to see me in tight blue jeans.  We talked about how it would go down if I met his young ass in a bar.  How I would take control of him, and make sure that he came like never before.

You see, there are things that only an older woman knows how to do, and I fully believe that if I can train the young men of America to be better lovers I am doing my patriotic duty!

My massive orgasms are just a by-product of me being such a helper (grin!).

This is going to be a great winter, I can already tell.

Don’t forget, there are still two debates to go, and the VP debate is tomorrow!  Vote knowledgably, people!

For steamy hot phone sex with an experienced woman, call 1-866-592-2740

To read all of my blog go to: http://maturetalks.com/blog/grandmarosie

Kisses,

Rosie

posted by grandmarosie at 12:08 pm  

Monday, September 22, 2008

Miss Me?

Hey boys, miss me?

Because I sure did miss you!  It has been a hectic summer, filled with adventure and many, many orgasms!  If only grown ups had a “what I did over the summer” paper to report ~ mine would be triple X!

“Cougar” is now my favorite word, I have decided.  And I am building quite the reputation for it too.  The only problem is the more hot cock, and sweet young pussy I am getting, the more that I crave.  But then again, if that is the worst of my problems, I guess my 58 year old self is doing just fine!

So, what did all of you do over your summer?  Call me and tell me all about it… 

posted by grandmarosie at 10:44 pm  

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

What a Day

What a day I had the other day.  A "friend" came over, and we had sex all day long. I’ve never seen anyone who could go so long at the time, one blow job was more than an hour long, and I barely got a break (maybe 10 minutes) before he was ready to go again. My poor jaw is worn out from the activity, good thing I love it . . .

If you want to hear more details, give me a call at 1-866-592-2740 ($2.50 a minute,  Visa, Mastercard, and AMEX)

http://www.phonepleasers.com/rosie.htm  (18 and over only)

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Thursday, June 19, 2008

Dinner, Anyone

I did a really fun scene the other day . . . One of the guys wanted to do a food fetish scene, so i set up a dinner party, and he got to be dessert. I set up a dessert serving table to the side of the room and laid him out on it, using him as the serving platter for the desserts and leaving him on display throughout the meal, available for everyone to tease and admire. Great fun was had by all, especially him.

Cum see me

posted by grandmarosie at 2:27 am  

Friday, June 6, 2008

Babysitter anyone?

I am sooo looking forward to babysitting for my AB/DL grandkids, changing their diapers and reading them stories. I enjoy lots of stuff, including role play and sissification among others; but there’s just something about adult babies . . .

Cum and see me, I’d love to hear from you http://www.phonepleasers.com/rosie.htm

posted by grandmarosie at 9:42 pm  

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